Octomom plans to buy “dungeon” with masterbation porno income
How does a single mother of 14 make ends meet in a failing economy? By filming a solo masturbation video, of course!
Nadya “Octomom” Suleman has a college degree, but she does not have a job – and she hasn’t had one since she began impregnating herself with IVF babies.
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She tried selling her used bras and bikinis at a garage sale. She fought in a celebrity boxing match. She posed topless for a UK magazine. And now – even though she swore it’d never happen – Nadya Suleman is filming a porno. She’ll do anything to make a buck (‘cept get a job).
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“The only dream I have is to buy a safe home for my family,” she told TMZ as she made her way to a tanning salon. Nadya described the dream home as a “dungeon” that will keep her and her 14 kids safe from the prying eyes of the public.
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Octomom didn’t reveal how much she’ll earn for the self-pleasure gig. She recently declared personal bankruptcy, but the papers were filed incorrectly, so Nadya continues to deal with her financial woes.
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How did this mom-of-many end up here? Where did she go wrong? Perhaps the answer lies in the timeline of her public life:
Pre-Octuplets Era
- 1997 – Nadya begins IVF treatments with Dr. Michael Kamrava
- 2002 – 2008 – Nadya has five pregnancies and six children (four sons, two daughters, one set of twins); collects disability
- 2006 – Nadya earns B.S. in child and adolescent development from CSUF
The Octuplet Era
- 2008 – Dr. Kamrava implants 12 “leftover” embryos into Nadya
- 2009 – Nadya gives birth to octuplets, hires public relations consultant and purchases expensive home in La Habra; Dr. Kamrava is expelled from the American Society for Reproductive Medicine
Post-Octuplets Era
- 2010 – Nadya tells Oprah Winfrey that she’ll never make pornographic movies; asks Suze Orman for help with $450,000 in past-due mortgage payments; sells her used bras and bikinis at garage sale
- 2011 – Nadya participates in celebrity boxing match; Dr. Kamrava’s medical license is revoked; Fetish video surfaces featuring Nadya whipping a friend inside her home
- 2011 – Nadya tells In Touch, “I hate babies. They disgust me… Obviously, I love them – but I absolutely wish I had not had them.”
Octomom in 2012
- February 2012 — Octomom says, “[Life] is a piece of poop! Eight pieces of poop, all day long. But the rewards outweigh anything negative.”
- May 2012 – Nadya poses topless for the UK magazine Closer; earns $10,000
- April 2012 – Nadya admits she is receiving public assistance; pays $520 for Brazilian blowout; is investigated by children and youth services for neglect; files for personal bankruptcy; signs up for self-pleasure film
Nadya gets expensive hairdo; kids poop in the yard
Again we ask: Where did she go wrong?
Give it to us straight: What do you think of Octomom
Photo: Johnny Louis/WENN.com
Tamra said,
May 30, 2012 @ 7:08 pm
No one will ever watch this. She can’t be making that much money on it.