Jerry Seinfeld on co-sleeping
On a recent appearance on the Late Show with David Letterman, dad Jerry Seinfeld had the audience in stitches with his comedic thoughts in co-sleeping with his youngest child, Shepherd Kellen, who is 3.
Jerry said, “My wife [Jessica] has taken to bringing him into our bed at 4 a.m., which is a delightful experience…It’s kind of like sleeping next to a laundry bag with a live collie in it.”
We wonder if Jerry’s bedtime stories are as funny as his comedy? If so, his kids must be laughing all the time!

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He also added, “There’s a heat pump thing with little kids, they throw off tremendous amounts of heat. So you also get the feeling of a small engine running on bad gas, knocking and sputtering all night. It doesn’t run smooth. So in between the vomiting and the defecation, it’s not only romantic to sleep with your wife, but you wake up feeling refreshed and ready to go.”

